SING!

Monday, August 1, 2011
See, I really couldn't sing
I could never really sing
What I couldn't do was sing
I have trouble with the note
It goes all around my throat
It's a terrifying thing
See, I really couldn't hear
Which note was lower or was higher
Which is why I disappear
If someone says, "Let's start a choir"
Hey, when I begin to squeak
It's a across between I shriek
And a quiver or I moan
It's a little like a croak
Or the record player broke
What it doesn't have is tone
Oh, I know you're thinking what a crazy ding-a-ling
But I really couldn't sing
I could never really sing
What I couldn't do was sing

Three blind mice
Three blind mice
It isn't intentional!
He's doing his best!
It really blows my mind
He gets depressed!

But what I lack in pitch
I sure make up in power

And all my friends say
I am perfect for the shower
Still, I'm terrific at a dance
Guys are comin' in their pants
I'm a birdie on the wing
But when I begin to chirp
They say,"Who's the little twerp
Goin' 'pong' instead of ping

It is so disheartening
It is so disquieting
It is so discouraging
Darling, please stop answering
See, I really couldn't sing
I could never really sing
What I couldn't do was

Sing, sing, sing
Sing, sing, sing

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